Privacy Policy

We value your privacy. Not as much as you do, no doubt, but we don’t do anything to compromise your privacy. We collect no personal data surreptitiously on this website. Unless you send us a message via our contact form, we have no idea that you’ve visited. Really. You can make faces and rude comments; we won’t know.

What We Collect on Visitors

We do collect aggregate visitor information for analysis, but we are unable to identify individual visitors. The information collected includes what browser visitors use, how long they visited, the website that contained a link that may have brought them here, geographic location, etc.

Submittable Forms

If you submit a message via our contact form, we will keep the information you share with us in our database. But we won’t make it available to any other companies or individuals. Unless they are government agents in sunglasses without a sense of humor but with the authority to throw us in Gitmo and take any information they want by any means necessary. Then maybe, we will turn over information submitted on our submittable forms.